Translators' Centres: One Down, One To Go

The news has been out for a while now but there's been surprisingly little fuss: due to cuts in public funding for culture under Germany's conservative-liberal coalition, there won't be a Translators' Centre at the next Frankfurt Book Fair. The cuts also affect the Goethe Institut's various translation funding programmes to the tune of 7%, so watch out for fewer books being translated out of German in the years to come.

The Translators' Centre was a wonderful invention, organised by Antje te Brake (who knows how to shake a leg on the dancefloor) in conjunction with the two professional organisations for translators in Germany, the BDÜ and the VdÜ. It was a place to meet colleagues and relax in a relatively calm atmosphere, it offered translators a stage of their own, it displayed a wonderful range of translated titles, it was a place where prizes were awarded and contacts were made. And although the Book Fair says translation-related events will still take place in the International Centre, I know I won't be the only person to miss it.

Bucking the trend though, London's come through this year: its new Literary Translation Centre will "bring together the publishing and translation communities to stimulate, inspire and raise the profile of literary translation in the UK," with a modest programme of events (but the London Book Fair is more modest than Frankfurt all round, and that's not all a bad thing). Top-notch movers and shakers like Anne McLean, David Constantine, Amanda Hopkinson and EJ Van Lanen will talk about the ins and outs of translation, bringing foreign literature to Britain and the US and why on earth it all matters.

I can't go.

Writers on the Pitch (and on the Pull)

Despite my weakness for testosterone-soaked writing, I'm not a huge football fan (that's soccer to you, septic tanks*). So the European Writers' Cup wasn't really on my radar. But it is now.

It sounds more like fantasy football of a slightly twisted kind: Patrick Neate versus Thomas Brussig, Stefano Sardo versus Robert Menasse, Peter Zilahy versus Tommy Olofsson. But no, it's the real deal - eight teams of hot-blooded writers from England, Germany, Italy, Austria, Hungary, Sweden and newcomer Turkey are meeting up at the end of April in Unna, Germany, for the Ruhr-Lit Cup 2010.

My favourite thing about it is that the games are flanked by readings by the players - on the subjects of football and luuurve. And to uphold that fine tradition of bad puns in sports writing, they have the excruciating titles of "Literature on the Pitch" and "Literature on the Pull".

All of which confronts me with my personal equivalent to Norman Tebbit's "cricket test" - whether to support England, Germany - or the reigning champions Sweden?

*This is Cockney rhyming slang. I'm reliably informed that despite my faith in humanity, not everyone in the world understands what it means. Sorry about that.

PEN, PEN, PEN, they've done it again.

PEN, in case you don't know, stands for Poets, Essayists, Novelists, and it's "the world’s oldest international literary and human rights organization". They campaign on and support writers in prison and in exile, they have a writers for peace committee, they organise readings and events - and in some countries they also promote international literature in translation and support translators.

A lovely long trawl through their various websites is an absolute joy. How about a fascinating conversation in letters between two eminent translators out of German, Anthea Bell and Doris Orgel? On what makes them passionate about their work, their young lives, the technicalities of translating for children or leaving things out. All dotted with book recommendations and investigations into language. Miss it at your peril!

The PEN American Center also provides some wonderful resources for translators, including a model contract, a list of publishers not allergic to translations, advice on negotiating - plus essays, poems, fiction and a whole series of conversations like the one above.

And then there are the festivals. Excuse me while I weep, but I can't make it to either of the two fantastic events series coming up in London and New York.

The first is Free the Word! on London's South Bank from 14 to 18 April, featuring what's commonly known as a stellar line-up of writers and translators (nobody writing in German is on the bill this time around, but hey! I believe there are some other languages out there). Maureen Freely, Daniel Hahn, Blake Morrison, Deon Meyer, Maya Jaggi... check it out on their site. I've been to a couple of their events in the past and was always impressed by the talent on show and the audience participation.

For the more Germanically-minded and Stateside-situated, there's the PEN World Voices Festival in New York from 26 April to 2 May. On the German front, catch my two faves Alina Bronski (Broken Glass Park, trans. Tim Mohr) and Thomas Pletzinger (Funeral of a Dog, forthcoming, trans. Ross Benjamin) along with Peter Schneider, the Austrians Martin Pollock and Klemens Renolder and the Swiss Peter Stamm. Plus translators out of German Susan Bernofsky and Michael Hofmann - and of course a whole host of writers from other places.

And please, please - enjoy it all for me too.

Donal's Eye View: berlinleipzigrevisited

A friend, fellow translator, writer, blogger and participant in the Angry Sheep translators' mega-event - the one and only Donal McLaughlin - is recording his impressions of the workshop and the Leipzig Book Fair at berlinleipzigrevisited. It looks a dash more coherent than my version.

Things I Did Last Week (Part 2 - Leipzig)

So after three full days of fun at the Literary Colloquium, all 60 of us got to go to the Leipzig Book Fair. The others took a bus and stayed at hotels miles away from anywhere, but I went for the luxury version and booked a train ticket and my secret apartment right at the heart of town. Christian Hansen, nominated for the translators' prize at the fair for his version of Bolano's 2666, kept me amused on the train and we had a nice view of the curly top of Ingo Schulze's head over in the first-class carriage.

And then I arrived and dived into the scrum. The first day always seems a little calmer, with fewer pudgy teenagers dressed as cartoon characters clogging up the aisles. I'm actually a big fan of the cosplayers at Leipzig - unlike one writer I talked to, who advocated violence against them. I love their enthusiasm, especially against the backdrop of all those jaded publishing professionals at the book fair. Day one was Clemens Meyer day, with the man himself promoting his new book Gewalten everywhere you looked. I saw him interviewed by big-cheese Ijoma Mangold, and was later told I rolled my eyes. Some of the questions seemed to indicate that the interviewer hadn't read the book as carefully as he might have done, but perhaps I was reading too much into it.

Otherwise lots of Hey, how are you!?-ing and Long time no see!-ing and air kissing (although I don't actually do that except with a particular auntie of mine - I'm more of a hugger, with or without back-pats. If I back-pat you that's an attempt to diffuse the hug slightly, just so you know). And translators everywhere you looked, and men in big black clunky glasses even more so. Can glasses be clunky? I think so. And all the women in boots of all descriptions, I don't think I saw a single pair of shoes.

And then I let readings be readings and books be books and bagged a seat for the awards ceremony and launched into a long girly chat that was a breath of fresh air. The VIPs arrived in dribs and drabs and I felt my usual resentment that they were inside the rope and I was outside, but hey, it made as good as no difference, what with all the translators hanging outside the rope. Oh, the awards? First the head of the jury held a speech defending their nomination of Hegemann's Axolotl Roadkill - yes, it's still good stuff, people, and they can nominate whoever they like, for God's sake, no matter what Günter Grass says about it. And then Ulrich Blumenbach won the translation prize for Infinite Jest, and Ulrich Rauff won the non-fiction award for Kreis ohne Meister about that nasty elitist Stefan George's posthumous influence. And there was a big nonplussed sigh as Georg Klein won the fiction prize for Roman unserer Kindheit. How utterly unsexy, we all thought, a book about growing up in West Germany. By a man who later crowed that he has no problem using the word "N*ger", and some of his best friends are Africans. What year was this again? And then after a brief longing look on my part we all donned our sunglasses and marched out of there to do tourist stuff in town.

And on Thursday night the Lange Leipziger Lesenacht, with slightly more breathing space than usual for some reason, which was surely nothing to do with the line-up. A brief hello to a less than shy organiser hiding in a remote corner of the Moritzbastei - celebrating daddyhood in a Godfather-like outfit. And then up to the Oberkeller to bag seats for the delights to come, expertly moderated by Michael Hametner. Kristof Magnusson was on fine form, such a sweetie and going all out for his punchlines, in contrast to Roman Graf whose book is apparently hilarious but nobody was laughing. And then a surreal story brilliantly read by Christiane Neudecker, against which Leif Randt didn't have a hope in hell with his lacklustre performance. Ulrike Almut Sandig I thought was great, a tight story well presented, although there were discontented mutterings afterwards - but what do they know? And then the man of the moment was back, bowling people over with his knockout story "German Amok". The audience reaction was a sight to behold, confusion giving way to laughter giving way to shock and then nervous relief.

Afterwards drinks and schmoozing (in the English sense) and I found out what editors do all day long and I stayed up just that bit too late because we were waiting for a camera crew and the man of the moment was getting more and more irritated by the minute and the likelihood of the live broadcast going wrong rose exponentially with every beer. But then it didn't and we bitched about journalists and all went home happy, except I may have inadvertently insulted the Godfather because I can't take my drink.

Friday more tired Hellos and a podium discussion on German literature in the ROW, something I've sat through too often to enjoy now even though a few good points were made and there was a little optimism to be heard amidst all the comments on funding and pay. I may have seen some people from Litaffin on the escalator, but maybe not - they weren't wearing their badges and mine was positioned quite tactfully by that point. New media star Leander Wattig gave a presentation on social media in publishing, which was pitched too low to be of any interest so we gave up after five minutes and bitched about his suit. And then I sat down in the Mairisch booth and everyone I know in the whole world walked past and I dragged them in and introduced them to Finn-Ole Heinrich, who I love even though he's much too young for that facial hair. And he was sweet and I pretended to know something about writing, which I regret slightly now. More clunky black glasses, at one point everyone but me was wearing the things, and the world span round slightly for lack of sleep.

On to my one business appointment of the fair, with a refreshing drink of fat Coke (you can't get thin Coke at the fair for love nor money, thank God it's only once a year) and a lovely chat and a nice quick transition from Sie to Du. Why are rights people such delightfully optimistic types? Presumably they'd commit suicide otherwise. And so to bed, to gather my strength for the evening's entertainment.

Starting with Czech oddball and sudden tee-totalist Jachym Topol, inexpertly moderated by some big editor who had to leave halfway through and couldn't cope with Topol's sense of humour. Then on to a riotous translators' reception, where we got to see big boss Oliver Zille's black eye close up but didn't find out how he got it. And the wine flowed freely and there were meatballs with cheese on top, every vegan's nightmare, and everyone loved each other and ignored the fact that the toilets were up a dark flight of stairs and last year's venue was much posher - but this year there were just too many of us, what can you do?

Off to the Young Publishers' Party with my posse of lovely English girls - but they were all far too sensible and didn't want to dance and didn't want to pour beer down their gullets until the early hours making small talk to strangers in clunky black glasses either. So it was just me and the lads, and they didn't want to dance either, but they did want to drink and make small talk so that was OK. And then it seemed easier to go home to my secret apartment at the heart of town than make the long trip to the toilet again, despite the revealing view into the gents' that taught us never to eat peanuts at the bar because men don't wash their hands afterwards. But you know when it's three in the morning and it takes hours to leave, and then you're standing outside drunkenly and along comes some critic and accuses you of rolling your eyes and then you re-ignite an old argument about translators' royalties and manage to actually win merely by dint of being less drunk and pretending you're really offended and just going to leave at any moment? And then some editor says why don't we all have another beer and make up and some writer wants to suggest to the critic that he really should review his latest book, and the critic pretends to get it muddled up with another book, or maybe he really does get it muddled up, and so you end up staying until four in the morning? Well, that happened.

So Saturday was all a bit of a blur, until the evening back in Berlin, when the 60 translators met up again for the final session of free food and drink and schmoozing with writers. And I had my annual life counselling session with one lady writer from Neukölln and my annual dose of admiration from an older lady writer not from Neukölln, whom I promised to adopt if she dyed her hair blonde. And then I got a taxi home and slept for what felt like 48 hours.

Things I Did Last Week (Part 1)

Last week was a tad busy. I had the privilege of taking part in a huge meet-up of 60 translators out of German at Berlin's Literary Colloquium. And that meant input morning to night. We had writers talking to us and reading for us: Katja Lange-Müller, David Wagner, Dirk Kurbjuweit, Abbas Khider, Maria Cecilia Barbetta, Marion Poschmann, Monika Rinck, Lutz Seiler, Sibylle Lewitscharoff. Plus evening readings by Wilhelm Genazino and Arno Geiger and an international poetry slam. We had critics and experts filling us in on recent developments: Burkhard Müller, Stephan Speicher and Christian Hansen. There were people there to tell us about funding and grants and travel programmes and foreign rights - notably the incredibly impressive Petra Hardt from Suhrkamp Verlag, who really reconciled me with the place after my previous unpleasant encounter. And a certain blogger held a rather nervous presentation about German literature on the internet - not quite the fifth estate over here.

What was most impressive, though, was meeting all the fellow translators from around the world. What do translators from Iran and Brazil have in common? A hell of a lot, actually, despite all the differences in their working conditions. It's always marvellous to talk to other translators with a passion for literature, and the event was hugely fruitful. This time there was a good sprinkling of translators into English from Britain and the States - and how wonderful it was to exchange tips and passions and gossip and feel the mutual support that doesn't - I think - go without saying in other professions.

I think we all came out of it exhausted but inspired, and I for one have a lot of new plans up my sleeve - especially for a new collaborative blog in German, specifically on translation. If you happen to translate into or out of German, I urge you to apply for a place on one of the LCB's various workshops. The wonderful and dedicated people there will make it worth your while.

On Being a Lady Blogger

Berlin-based poet and blogger Annina Luzie Schmidt has started a new site promoting her fellow female bloggers. The idea being that plenty of women and girls blog, but they don't always have a very high profile - perhaps because their readership is too small, their subject matter is considered too frivolous, they don't publicise themselves aggressively – or there's a male conspiracy going on out there to keep us in the chained to the cooker making beans on toast for tea.

The project is called GIRLS CAN BLOG - and Annina's started a series of interviews with girls who, yes, you guessed it, blog. Her latest victim is a grown woman who writes about German books in English, out of sheer literary evangelism. Ever wondered what makes me sit down and share all these things with you? Find out here. I just wish I hadn't used the word "stuff" quite so frequently.