Monday 30 June 2008

Schadenfreude is...

...imagining the volume of hangover currently being suffered by the drunken fuck-wit who sieg-heiled past our building at one o' clock this morning. I hope he had to get up at 5 am for an extra-early appointment at the job centre, preferably followed by a bollocksing from his ex-wife for not paying maintenance and a date with an angry bank manager. And I hope he bet all next month's dole on Germany winning against Spain.

4 comments:

Karl-Marx-Straße said...

Cos only the unemployed are nazis, right? (Stastically, in Berlin, the opposite is the case... sorry for the know-all bit in brackets there).

kjd said...

No. I was wondering if anyone would pick that up.

What I meant was I hope that not only does he not have a job, but that he also has a mean old Sachbearbeiterin at the Arbeitsamt (wer hat's erfunden?) who fired a barrage of intrusive questions upon him at 7 am on Monday morning.

But you're right, he could be a bus driver or a Sachbearbeiter or a tax accountant or a bin man. As long as he has to get up early on a Monday morning, really.

kjd said...

By the way, kms, have you seen this?

www.fzml.de

Too far away for my personal fuck-wit, but never mind.

Karl-Marx-Straße said...

Shit. If you'd told me about that yesterday, I would have got on a train.